Officially a Non-Issue in 2010: "Gays in the Military"

The title from Yahoo! News says it all: "Afghanistan Troops Go Gaga With Their Own 'Telephone' Remake."

OK, we have two choices here:

1. The US military is full of gay guys.
2. The US military is full of straight guys who love Lady Gaga.

Either way, the issue of whether openly gay men would be accepted in the military is officially over.